Neil Patrick Harris Has Puppet Lullabye Dreams
Things get weird when Doogie Howser goes off his meds.

Looks Like Steve Carell and Ryan Gosling Had a Secret Love Child
“The Notebook” was actually based on their relationship http://ow.ly/f6bP0

Looks Like Steve Carell and Ryan Gosling Had a Secret Love Child
“The Notebook” was actually based on their relationship http://ow.ly/f6bP0
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My ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Obsession is Reaching Critical Mass [Click for full article]
Wasn’t it the goal of our country’s founding fathers to create a land where people were to be awarded for their looks and wealth? Or furthermore, doesn’t the Constitution say that even fuggo babies can be covered with blush and bronzer and made to look decently attractive? Is it not our right to parade our crotch spawn around to live out all of our failed dreams? This is America, after all, the land of opportunity and Go-Go Juice. [Continue reading]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md4w2dMwu51qasthro1_500.gif)
My ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Obsession is Reaching Critical Mass [Click for full article]
Wasn’t it the goal of our country’s founding fathers to create a land where people were to be awarded for their looks and wealth? Or furthermore, doesn’t the Constitution say that even fuggo babies can be covered with blush and bronzer and made to look decently attractive? Is it not our right to parade our crotch spawn around to live out all of our failed dreams? This is America, after all, the land of opportunity and Go-Go Juice. [Continue reading]

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Dude Proposes to Girlfriend in Front of Entire Star Trek Cast
Looks like he got a real Picard facepalm IRL

Creepy Slide Decoration Has Uniboob
Welcome to Hell, children